Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 23:42:45 -0500 ()
From: Moisi Moessi
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Cannibals

From: Philippe Reid
From lmcpaga Tue Oct  1 15:20:34 1996

 Two cannibals, a father and a son, were elected by the tribe to go out and
 get something to eat.
 They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
 Before long, along came this little old man.
 The son said, "Ooh, Dad, there's one."
 "No," said the father, "There's not enough meat on that one to feed the
 dogs. We'll just wait."
 Well, a little while later, along came this really overweight man.
 The son said, "Hey Dad, he's plenty big enough."
 "No," said the father, "We'll all die of a heart attack from the fat in
 that one. We'll just wait."
 About an hour later, this absolutely gorgeous woman walks by.
 The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one Dad. Let's eat
 her."
 "No," said the father, "We will not eat her either."
 "Why not?" asked the son.
 "Because we are going to take her back alive and eat your mother!"