Date: Tue, 13 Jun 1995 18:09:43 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Hippie

A hippie dies and goes to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter looks him up, and
says, "I'm sorry, but you'll be going down to Hell." The hippie, astounded,
peers through the gates and sees God walking in the distance. "God!" he
says. "What gives? Remember that time I was tripping on acid? I saw you,
and you said we'd be in Heaven together forever!"

God thought for a minute, then said, "Oh yeah, but I was drunk."

><> Chris ><> Will prove theorems for food.