Date: Wed, 25 Sep 1996 22:44:16 -0400 (EDT)
From: Chili Epice
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Murphy's Law for Bathrooms

>Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
>From: DiePooh
>Date: Sat, 17 Aug 96 19:30:01 EDT

Originally submitted to by Ron Dentinger to Catholic Digest, August 1996

My ingenious neighbor has a rather weird sense of humor.  This summer he put
up a birdhouse and birdbath in his yard and busily rigged up some mysterious
wiring.  Now, whenever a bird gets into the birdbath, a telephone rings in
the birdhouse.