Date: Thu, 7 Nov 1996 01:45:18 -0500 (EST) From: Huitre Soluble Subject: BLAGUES-L: Engineers Date: Fri, 21 Jun 1996 00:48:41 -0400 (EDT) From: Vezina Marie-Helene Subject: encore une histoire d'ingenieurs.... Four engineers get into a car but it won't start. The mechanical engineer says: "I reckon you've got a problem with the chassis. I heard a funny creak as we got in. I bet it's out of alignment." The chemical engineer says: "No, I'm sure it's a fuel problem. The engine doesn't sound right to me. I'd send a sample of the fuel for analysis if I were you." The electrical engineer says: "No. Judging by the sound when you turned the ignition key, it's almost certainly something to do with the electrics. I bet you've got a loose connection." The computer engineer says: "I've no idea what's wrong... but perhaps it will start if we all get out and then get in again."