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Date: Thu, 7 Nov 1996 01:45:18 -0500 (EST)
From: Huitre Soluble
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Engineers

Date: Fri, 21 Jun 1996 00:48:41 -0400 (EDT)
From: Vezina Marie-Helene
Subject: encore une histoire d'ingenieurs....

 Four engineers get into a car but it won't start.
 
 The mechanical engineer says:
 "I reckon you've got a problem with the chassis.  
 I heard a funny creak as we got in. I bet it's out of alignment."
 
 The chemical engineer says:
 "No, I'm sure it's a fuel problem. The engine doesn't sound right to me. 
 I'd send a sample of the fuel for analysis if I were you."
 
 The electrical engineer says:
 "No. Judging by the sound when you turned the ignition key, 
 it's almost certainly something to do with the electrics. 
 I bet you've got a loose connection."
 
 The computer engineer says:
 "I've no idea what's wrong... 
 but perhaps it will start if we all get out and then get in again."



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