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Date: Thu, 24 Oct 1996 00:51:06 -0400 (EDT)
From: Gaston Octobre 
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Deaf Couple

From: Patrick Drouin
From: 	CJZ
Sent: 	Saturday 8 June 1996 17:59

Two deaf people get married.  During the first week of marriage, they find
that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the
lights. 
 
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife
decides to find a solution. 

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?  For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
squeeze my left breast one time.  If you don't want to have sex, reach
over and squeeze my right breast one time." 

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great
idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis
one time." 

"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis......fifty
times"



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