Date: Wed, 24 Jan 1996 07:56:49 -0500 (EST)
From: Fofofi Fafabeu
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Bill Gates' Baby

Bonjour tout le monde!

	Ces temps-ci, je suis plus difficile sur mes choix, alors ma 
banque de blagues diminue...  De plus, pour certaines personnes de la 
liste, meme deux par jour, c'est beaucoup.  Je reduis donc des 
aujourd'hui a un envoi par jour, si envoi il y a!

	Bonne journee a tous!


From: Phillip Temple
Newsgroups: comp.sys.acorn.misc
Subject: Bill Gates Baby

Bill : You mean there are all these people out there having babies
       for FREE?
Gofer: Yes boss
Bill : How can we get control of this baby-making business? This
       could make us (another) fortune!
Gofer: I don't think we can boss
Bill : Rubbish. We'll make MS Sperm the de facto standard. We'll
       make sure that primary schools only take in industry
       standard babies. We can then rake it in with the extras
       like the Diaper Plus pack.
etc etc

What are the odds of the baby being called Bill Gates Jnr? (even
if it _is_ a girl)