Date: Wed, 8 May 1996 23:00:56 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Airline Integrity

From: HumourNet
To: The Internet's Moderated Mailing List for Humor

Collage 260                                        8 MAY 96

SUBJ: Airline Integrity

Heard on the radio ...

"When the stewardesses give their little safety briefing, they
always say, 'In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may
be used as a flotation device.'

"Hey, if the _plane_ can't _fly_, why should I believe the _seat_
can _float_?"