Date: Mon, 14 Aug 1995 08:23:27 -0400 (EDT) Subject: BLAGUES-L: Choices I have heard this at least twice on United Airlines cross-country flights: stewardess over the load speaker: "We will beginning our in-flight dinner service in a few minutes. There are two entres on the menu tonight: chicken in a red sauce, or beef in a brown gravy. Because we don't stock 100% of each entre, please have a second choice in mind."