Date: Wed, 7 Jun 1995 21:20:49 -0400
From: Patrick Drouin

  God calls Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates into his
  office and says, "The world will end in 30 days. Go back and tell
  your people." So, Boris Yeltsin goes to the Russian people and
  says, "I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is that
  we were wrong, there is a God. The worse news is that the world
  will end in 30 days." Bill Clinton goes on TV and tells the
  American people, "I have good news and I have bad news. The good
  news is that the basic family values upon which we have based our
  lives on are right - there is a God. The bad news is that the
  world will end in 30 days." Bill Gates goes to his executive
  committee and says, "I have great news and I have fabulous news.
  The great news is that God thinks I'm important. The fabulous news
  is that we don't have to ship Windows 95!"